i get a phone call today from an unknown number.  I answer, "Hello?"

It's a girl.  She yells:  "WHAT DID YOUR MESSAGE SAY?!"

"Um, who is this?"

"WHO DO YOU THINK???!"

"I think you might have the wrong number"

"OH, I DON'T THINK SO, MISTER"

"no, i really think you have the wrong number"

"I WILL CALL RIGHT BACK"

i wait 5 minutes and text, "i told you so!"

and the text reply . . .

"man, u were so rite im havn a rough day, ugh. so sorry"

and another

"you took it very well though. first time a stranger ever call u to yell at ya?"

I took a few minutes to craft the best response I could think of and finally it hit me.  "Facebook-friend me?"